Når julen ikke vil komme til en, så må man gribe til drastiske midler, fx fange den ind med lasso.

I’M GONNA LASSO SANTA CLAUS AND I KNOW JUST WHY BECAUSE, I’M GONNA PULL, PULL, PULL, ON HIS BEARD, PULL, PULL, AND SEE IF IT’S REAL. I’M GONNA TICK, TICK, TICKLE HIM ON THE TUMMY BECAUSE HE LAUGHS SO FUNNY. HE’S SO JOLLY AND SO FINE WHEN HE COMES AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME. I’M GONNA LASSO SANTA CLAUS AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE, I KNOW A BOY AND GIRL HE NEVER GOES SEE, HE NEVER BRINGS ‘EM TOYS LIKE HE DOES FOR ME. I’M GONNA POP, POP SANTA CLAUSE WITH MY WATER PISTOL GUN (bang bang) AND THEN I’LL TAKE HIS BAGS OF TOYS AND RUN AND BRING TO ALL THE KIDS WHO DON’T HAVE NONE.

I’M GONNA LASSO SANTA CLAUS AND I KNOW JUST WHY BECAUSE, I’M GONNA PULL, PULL, PULL, ON HIS BEARD, PULL, PULL, AND SEE IF IT’S REAL. I’M GONNA TICK, TICK, TICKLE HIM ON THE TUMMY, BECAUSE HE LAUGHS SO FUNNY. HE’S SO JOLLY AND SO FINE WHEN HE COMES AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME. I’M GONNA LASSO SANTA CLAUS AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE, I KNOW A BOY AND GIRL, HE NEVER GOES SEE, HE NEVER BRINGS ‘EM TOYS LIKE HE DOES FOR ME. I’M GONNA POP, POP SANTA CLAUS WITH MY WATER PISTOL GUN (squirt squirt) AND THEN I’LL TAKE HIS BAGS OF TOYS AND RUN AND BRING TO ALL THE KIDS WHO DON’T HAVE NONE.